Woman tries to set boyfriend's privates on fire

aka chestnuts roasting on an open fire ....
aka she tried to do a thing thing to his ding a ling
aka Fire in the hole!
aka I'm 'o make you WISH you were John Wayne Bobbitt
aka Don't you know I will CUT YOU light you up???
aka That's OK dear ... just go to sleep ....

"You tend to, like, get upset when somebody trying to harm the family jewels!" laughs Sheldon Gonzalez.

He nearly lost the the family jewels to fire! Good thing he has a sense of humor.

The one accused of torching his crotch is his girlfriend Berlinda Dixon-Newbold. In her mug shot, she had a tear in her eye as she booked into the Broward County Jail.

“The bottom of his shirt and his pants were on fire in the crotch area,” said Broward Circuit Judge John Hurley as he began a bond hearing for Newbold. Read Full Story here, and here.

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